WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE

Any MLPS peeps need a USI modem? I’ve moved and have no more use for it! $40 to the first friend that wants it

Damnit apple! I agree! Stop asking me every time I open iTunes. How many times must I agree

Just had a nightmare shrek was chasing me around with a cleaver. Just goes to show you. Disney is a clever coverup.

Looks GOOOD http://t.co/ldbX66e

RT @saziato: Getting close to the $10,000 mark! But there’s only one week left to donate and vote! Please help @quietdrivemusic kck.st/m …

Close libraries and open up terminals. Make public nationwide wifi. The government buys highways why not information super highways.

the weeping willow

a thought that came

into my head

one afternoon

when i was just a little boy

right beneath the weeping willow

it was a glimpse

of my life ahead

of the tears I’ll shed 

and the wife i’ll bed

and my family

but it seemed so far away

because every second ticks by 

so slow when you are young

it seemed like forever until I would turn 21

but the years went by

and the same old tree

looked down at me

and gave to me 

everything i love

right beneath the weeping willow

because I married you

and you married me

and we’ll spend the rest of eternity

in the afterglow

right beneath the weeping willow

later on i turned 25

and those thoughts i had

back when i was young

came into my mind

right beneath the weeping willow

it was a glimpse 

of my current life

and how fast time flies

in a perfect time

with a memory

right beneath the weeping willow

because every second ticks by

so fast when you are old

it seems like it was just yesterday

when you were told

that the years go by

and the same old tree

looked down on me

and it gave to me

everything I love

right beneath the weeping willow

I’ll cherish you, and you’ll cherish me

and we’ll spend the rest of eternity

in the afterglow

right beneath the weeping willow

when i’m old and i’m turning grey

i’ll look to you and you’ll look to me

and we’ll walk real slow

right beneath the weeping willow

they’ll bury you and the’ll bury me

and the sun will set on eternity

in the afterglow

right beneath the weeping willow

I need food. I’m burning ketones

I wanna hear a white collar banker rap about how much money he’s making.